Two Limericks on the Occasion of the Durham Bulls’ Bus Breaking Down Seven Times

There once was a bus to Pawtucket.
Went tits-up so much, you could suck it.
This fate illustrates
Union gaps between Yates
And Hall-of-Fame Kirbys like Puckett.

You’ve heard, “If it moves, then you fuck it”?
If the bus won’t? This carrier can suck it.
Don’t grumble. #playbetter
AAA’s not just letters,
It’s the diff between Boston & Pawtucket.

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